Feste's Lute

Scribbles & Sketches of the Unspeakable

In Vest Mints

Cache for gold,
you caught it.
Brake the car?
You bought it.
A bee see rhyme?
Oh, sod it.
Doesn’t that sting?
Tax audit.

Seamless Fascist

Mock, mock.
Heads turn
at your exposure.
Nice lines. Who
wrote those
demands with
You do well to
channel the suppleā„¢,
scorning the supplicants.
Leave off the natural
look, go straight
for quixotic.

Visa Exposed As Massive Credit Card Scam

According to indictments filed in U.S. District Court, Visa posed as a reputable lender, working through banks to peddle a variety of convincing-looking credit cards carefully designed to dupe consumers into spending far more money than they had. The criminal group would then impose a succession of escalating fees on unpaid balances, allegedly bilking some $300 billion from victims in the past year alone.

Visa Exposed As Massive Credit Card Scam

We Tumbled Too Hard, Something Broke.