Monthly Archives: November 2009

no, seriously

Panicked the expression confident distress in finishing your lesson never look your best in Onomatopoeia growl? no! grr? wait! squeak? ahhh! frustrated your schema redefine the data Stop and Pop Ephedrin and go go go cingulum Lips-wide-op en-gate-one bibo gradale malum Trite Alliteration Justice Carroll frowns on somnambulistic fun far safer with a gun The [...]

Discussion Group Messiahs (or I Know the Waylaid)

Wound about like phone cords, Calling for a change “Let’s hang the revolution that broke the older backs,” and stifle every thought. Torn about like plastic bags, that carried all our coins They buy their retribution in masks of vigilance. “You dare to doubt our goals?” Bent about like cordons, secure in their position, They [...]

That’s Where the Socks Go…

Indulge me in my closet of quandry: hamper dillemna or quarries of laundry?

It’s Just Business

Suit pockets loom, Sportcoat seams greedy, wide-gaping zippers like incisors filed down to daggers. Their inset tongues slaver- drip ichor from folds of silk-linen. Raving for that cowhide- lined parcel.

Time for Net Neutrality

Sorry, I’m not usually political around here. Currently the FCC is reviewing possible regulation to prevent discrimination against traffic on the internet. At the same time two bills are in congress to prevent the FCC from regulating this new medium. This battle is pretty vital to fundamental rights and the economy. Even from a purely [...]

Tape Up Your Eyescrews!

Roll a seven for the winsome and then mindmap your betters.. Strike applause for handsome. Fresh hewn cuts for the clever! Next fashion the turnstiles that taxi down runways, carve roads for the bylaws, draft bills for the bluejays. And row with the sailors who sing so succinct the barnacle shanties from ballads, distinct.